Harry Jerkstore McGee
aka Adam Samsquantch
He's been to the past, he's been to the future, he's been to outerspace, he has ridden a fellbeast, marched with ents, seduced a bear, he has been all over the afterlife, and has portal hopped more than any other MIB agent to date. But what he really wants everyone to know is, that Large Marge kissed him.
Harry McGee
United States, Minnesota, Orrock
74
years old
Currently digging out a new hideyhole somewhere in the Sherburne County Wildlife Reserve. On hiatus from the MIB while internal investigations regarding a tribble infestation are underway.
Might have left the portal open.
Again.
The last time this happened, an open portal swollowed 2 dogs, 1 dog walker, 4 squirrels, a raccoon, and Ghost Glenn. It also spit out a tribble.
Again.
The last time this happened, an open portal swollowed 2 dogs, 1 dog walker, 4 squirrels, a raccoon, and Ghost Glenn. It also spit out a tribble.
Harry states that he is not worried about the future and that "it looks pretty radical" and that he cannot wait for "hoverboards and magnetic moonboots". Also he says to "be excellent to eachother" and "party on dudes!"
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Education
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MIB Academy , United States , Washington D.C.
Advanced Portal Travellors Deg ree , Academyhttp://Www.mib.gov09/2010 - 06/2016
Career History
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MIB , United States , Indimensiomal Search Rescue and Recovery Operations
http://www.mib.comSpecial Agent Search and RescueMinnesota08/2016
Family & Friends
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United States, Florida, Lutz -
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United States, New York, Farmersville Station
Core Competencies
- Hilarious
- Strong
- Swagger
- Brave
- Loud
- Knows how to swing a portal gun
- Descreet
- Knows Death personally
Greatest Attributes
- Glutes
Business Achievements
- Made it out alive
- Saved reality as we know it
- Beat Death at a game of Who Farted for Ghost Glenn's soul
- Salted Ghost Glenn back to the netherworld
- Large Marge kissed him
Worst Failures in Business
- Losing an air battle with Moth Man
- Swallowing The One Ring
- Getting lost in the Tunnels of Time and Space
- Eating 9 cans of expired raviolis
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